February 2012
53 posts
PSA APPROVED BY THE PARKS DEPARTMENT:
baconwrappedswanson:
insertaprilhere:
leslieknope2k12:
insertaprilhere:
APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN).
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU
APPROVED BY APRIL
April, I’m pretty sure official public service announcements have...
PSA APPROVED BY THE PARKS DEPARTMENT:
insertaprilhere:
APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN).
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU
APPROVED BY APRIL
April, I’m pretty sure official public service announcements have to be approved by lthree or four different people before...
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annperkinspr asked: Hi, Leslie! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. And I guess with being in the hospital all the time surrounded by the flu, it just got to me
I think the gift we got for Jerry was a gift for...
Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie laughed and playfully nudged him towards the road as they walked along the sidewalk to where his car was parked. “You could try, but I tend not to make out with random Peruvian strangers. That dark and mysterious thing doesn’t really work for me…”
She neglected to bring up that his confession had made her...
Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie laughed and playfully nudged him towards the road as they walked along the sidewalk to where his car was parked. “You could try, but I tend not to make out with random Peruvian strangers. That dark and mysterious thing doesn’t really work for me…”
She neglected to bring up that his confession had made her really want to do some of the aforementioned...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
The question took her by surprise; she really hadn’t expected him to be so direct. It was… oddly refreshing. And it helped calm her, even if only slightly. He wasn’t avoiding the subject, or worse, her. Still, she was flustered, and the words came spilling out quickly:
“I was just… joking…” she began, biting her lip...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
The question took her by surprise; she really hadn’t expected him to be so direct. It was… oddly refreshing. And it helped calm her, even if only slightly. He wasn’t avoiding the subject, or worse, her. Still, she was flustered, and the words came spilling out quickly:
“I was just… joking…” she began, biting her lip and looking straight ahead. “But… yeah....
Watchshannonwantsto:
“Catch Your Dream” music video
So this is my campaign anthem that Andy wrote, featuring my campaign team as background singers!
Who’s playing the sax, though? I don’t remember there being a saxaphone player in Mouse Rat…
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Anonymous asked: Dear Leslie, My boyfriend is a geek and I am considering dressing up in a nerdy outfit for him. Then we can have sex. I know he loves Star Wars but that is so cliche'. I want to be original. I want to remind him why I am a strong, beautiful, sexy smart woman, while at the same time giving him a geekgasm.
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Anonymous asked: Dear Leslie, I find myself staring at my coworkers lips all day long. I want to make out with him on his face. How do I tell him? I do not know if he likes me or not.
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie nodded slightly as she looked back over at Chris dancing away with the cute waitress. “Yeah, different people cope in different ways, but… I don’t know, it just feels like he’s going full-steam towards a very bad decision.” She forced herself to look away, reminding herself it was none of her business. “But...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie nodded slightly as she looked back over at Chris dancing away with the cute waitress. “Yeah, different people cope in different ways, but… I don’t know, it just feels like he’s going full-steam towards a very bad decision.” She forced herself to look away, reminding herself it was none of her business. “But I’m not going to interfere,” she said...
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Hope everyone had a wonderful Valentines Day! Ben solved my scavenger hunt (I admit it was touch and go for a moment, I wasn’t sure he could handle it) and after he met me at the Lil Sebastian memorial we went right to dinner. We didn’t make any stops along the way. And we didn’t spy on anyone. Because who does that? Not me.
I really do have the most wonderful boyfriend in the...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie rolled her eyes at his attempt at an Australian accent, laughing. It was really terrible, but he was just so cute and that should be illegal or something. She spun around on the bar stool and ordered a beer for each of them, before turning back to Ben.
“I’m glad you came!” she managed to say above the noise....
Happy Galentines Day, everyone! Today is all about...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well get in the game.
...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well get in the game.
The music was pounding and the drinks were...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well get in the game.
The music was pounding and the drinks were flowing when Ben entered the club,...
get on your feet!: tommy—timberlake:... →
tommy—timberlake:
leslieknope2k12:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
He was in own zone. Totally grooving to the music. Maybe he’d even ask Mandy to dance later after her shift was over. He hadn’t thought about Millicent all night, maybe he could work of girls like he would this alcohol. He’d have to run a 20k tomorrow instead of his usual.
Chris looked up as he heard someone shout,...
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get on your feet!: tommy—timberlake:... →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
tommy—timberlake:
baconwrappedswanson:
leslieknope2k12:
baconwrappedswanson:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats...
get on your feet!: tommy—timberlake:... →
baconwrappedswanson:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats lovely! I’d be delighted if he would join us!” Chris said. He was actually pretty shocked at how...
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get on your feet!: tommy—timberlake:... →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats lovely! I’d be delighted if he would join us!” Chris said. He was actually pretty shocked at how well he…
Chris stumbled back over to the table where Leslie and Tom...
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats lovely! I’d be delighted if he would join us!” Chris said. He was actually pretty shocked at how well he was holding his liquor. He turned back to search for the waitress but he couldn’t find her, he completely...
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At the Snakehole Lounge (@anyone, jump in...
tommy—timberlake:
leslieknope2k12:
After work, the Parks department had headed down to the parking lot together to figure out carpools to the Snakehole Lounge for an impromptu ”get Chris hammered so he’ll stop crying” get-together. It had been a pretty lax day but Chris’ over-emotional blog updates were beginning to grate on Leslie’s nerves.
She needed a beer, and judging by the mood of...
get on your feet!: At the Snakehole Lounge... →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
After work, the Parks department had headed down to the parking lot together to figure out carpools to the Snakehole Lounge for an impromptu ”get Chris hammered so he’ll stop crying” get-together. It had been a pretty lax day but Chris’ over-emotional blog updates were beginning to grate on…
Chris...
get on your feet!: At the Snakehole Lounge... →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
After work, the Parks department had headed down to the parking lot together to figure out carpools to the Snakehole Lounge for an impromptu ”get Chris hammered so he’ll stop crying” get-together. It had been a pretty lax day but Chris’ over-emotional blog updates were beginning to grate on…
Chris was shuffled into the bar by everyone eager to...
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At the Snakehole Lounge (@anyone, jump in...
After work, the Parks department had headed down to the parking lot together to figure out carpools to the Snakehole Lounge for an impromptu ”get Chris hammered so he’ll stop crying” get-together. It had been a pretty lax day but Chris’ over-emotional blog updates were beginning to grate on Leslie’s nerves.
She needed a beer, and judging by the mood of the...
Okay, I guess we're going to the Snakehole after...
number1coltsfan:
tommy—timberlake:
number1coltsfan:
Me and April will meet you guys there! I’ll be her designated driver since I can’t drink because my thumb is healing. Also can I borrow twenty bucks for food?
andrew my man, you be my double-d and i will give you all the money for food you need! deal or no deal?
… what’s a double-d?
I don’t really care, I just need the money.
I...
I will also need a designated driver tonight if...
You can have Jerry’s seat, and we’ll tie him to the roof of the car like last time.
[[OKAY, so are we down for a group scene since I...
Okay, I guess we're going to the Snakehole after...
Lacking a Valentine
tommy—timberlake:
leslieknope2k12:
insertaprilhere:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from a gathering that Leslie put together for...
get on your feet!: Lacking a Valentine →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
insertaprilhere:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them!…
I am literally up for anything, I am just so delighted how pleasant you all...
Lacking a Valentine
insertaprilhere:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from a gathering that Leslie put together for Ann Perkins to find a new partner. Alas, I’ve...
Ronald U. Swanson: Lacking a Valentine →
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from…
Ron Swanson. You are a good man. I am truly, I...
Lacking a Valentine
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from a gathering that Leslie put together for Ann Perkins to find a new partner. Alas, I’ve just lost my...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
“Mhm, you did save the princess,” Leslie agreed. “Although your reward is going to have to wait until the flu’s gone. Otherwise you probably won’t remember any of it.”
She grinned playfully before glancing over at the TV where the movie was still on. And going by the timestamp, they were only halfway into it. Not...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
“Mhm, you did save the princess,” Leslie agreed. “Although your reward is going to have to wait until the flu’s gone. Otherwise you probably won’t remember any of it.”
She grinned playfully before glancing over at the TV where the movie was still on. And going by the timestamp, they were only halfway into it. Not that she minded; it was kind of addicting....
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
Ben nodded, relishing the contact on his forehead before stumbling over the side of the couch. He flopped into the cushions, immediately curling around his lightsaber. In the event of attack, or power failure, its glow might just save them both.
He sighed, settling into the couch, and then...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
Ben nodded, relishing the contact on his forehead before stumbling over the side of the couch. He flopped into the cushions, immediately curling around his lightsaber. In the event of attack, or power failure, its glow might just save them both.
He sighed, settling into the couch, and then realized that his story- no, Star Wars, was...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
Ben nodded, relishing the contact on his forehead before stumbling over the side of the couch. He flopped into the cushions, immediately curling around his lightsaber. In the event of attack, or power failure, its glow might just save them both.
He sighed, settling into the couch, and then realized that his story- no, Star Wars, was still playing. A grin formed over his...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie waited until he was in her bed before she gently covered him with the lightest of her blankets. He was already falling asleep as she leaned down and gently pressed a kiss to his feverish forehead, turning out the light on the nightstand. She tiptoed silently over to the dresser and pulled out her pajamas...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
Leslie waited until he was in her bed before she gently covered him with the lightest of her blankets. He was already falling asleep as she leaned down and gently pressed a kiss to his feverish forehead, turning out the light on the nightstand. She tiptoed silently over to the dresser and pulled out her pajamas before creeping back out of the bedroom.
She...
[[Alright, I totally did not forget about the...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
She grinned and shook her head slightly, seeing the mischief in his slightly-unfocused eyes. “That’s not what I meant, Han Solo. We’re talking psychiatric-ward strength medical restraints, not fuzzy handcuffs.” She giggled. “No over-exerting yourself until this flu is gone.” At least he had his sense of humor about...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
She grinned and shook her head slightly, seeing the mischief in his slightly-unfocused eyes. “That’s not what I meant, Han Solo. We’re talking psychiatric-ward strength medical restraints, not fuzzy handcuffs.” She giggled. “No over-exerting yourself until this flu is gone.” At least he had his sense of humor about him, which meant he was still pretty...