Happy Weekend! 

It’s Saturday, and it’s still snowing, which means snowball fights of epic proportions are due.

Last night we had a campaign planning session after work with the Parks Department, and we agreed the first step to getting my campaign back up from where it currently is (which would be six feet under because according to William and Elizabeth, everyone hates me!) is damage control.

I’ve booked time on Pawnee Today next week to talk openly about the scandal and again apologize to the public and try to explain why things happened the way they did. Joan will probably be a catty bitch like she normally is, but hopefully cooler heads will prevail and I’ll actually get a chance to talk.

Also I sent Andy on a very important mission to find mistletoe. He actually found some, so I’ve regained my faith in him as an assistant. I’m still mad about the raspberry syrup incident, though.